Davis told me, "I think I'm allergic to the sun." Me: "Why do you think that?" Davis: "I sneeze everytime I look at it." ---------------------------------------- In noticing Jake (8) had the letters "P-I-M-P" written on his knuckles... Me in a shocked voice: Do you know what that means? Jake: No. Me: Why are you writing words you don't know on your hand? Mick: Where did you hear that word? Jake looking totally confused and innocent: The P is for pinkie, the I is for index, M is for middle, and P for pointer. ---------------------------------------- Bennett said, "Mom, life is good." ---------------------------------------- Bennett told his 5 year old girlfriend, "Cheese makes me toot."
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Bennett and Kyle received "Honesty" awards at their school assembly.
8 comments:
That is so sick! And yet so funny at the same time ;)
Flu or no flu, that's nasty.
Haha, that's funny. Hopefully you don't know this child...(or pig!) I've been missing your posts!
I don't know whether to laugh or throw up- seriously...it is a tie!!!
Groooooooss!
What are you still doing up Mollie? ;)
Hilarious. You know for sure that is NOT my child!
Yum Yum !
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